| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight crew tee carries a wry, relatable message for anyone navigating grown-up chaos. The front sports a distressed, block-letter print that reads “ADULTING IS SOUP AND I AM A FORK,” giving the shirt a worn-in, tongue-in-cheek vibe. Made from soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it sits neatly in a retail fit with a ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for structure. Side seams keep the shape over repeated wear, and a tear-away label prevents irritation. Ethically produced and REACH certified, this tee layers easily under jackets or stands alone as a casual statement piece for everyday life.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for a structured, neat look
- Side seams for better shape retention and durability
- Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified and ethically manufactured
- Distressed block-letter front print; lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² fabric, suitable for layering
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean