Adulting is soup and I am a fork.
This funny adulting shirt is for anyone doing their best with tools that feel completely wrong for the job. The dry, absurd humor makes it a perfect choice for overwhelmed adults, tired parents, anxious overthinkers, college students, coworkers, and anyone who has ever looked at their responsibilities and thought, “Surely I was not trained for this.”
Printed on a heavyweight Comfort Colors® tee, it has a relaxed unisex fit, soft garment-dyed finish, and a naturally lived-in look from the first wear. Pair it with jeans, shorts, or leggings for coffee runs, errands, casual weekends, work-from-home days, or those rare occasions when the adulting actually goes according to plan.
It also makes a fun gift for friends, siblings, coworkers, graduates, new homeowners, and anyone navigating bills, appointments, laundry, emails, and the general confusion of being responsible for things.
The substantial 6.1 oz cotton gives the shirt a sturdier feel than a lightweight tee while still remaining soft and breathable. Because each shirt is garment-dyed, the color has a gently washed appearance and may vary slightly from one shirt to another.
SHIRT DETAILS
• Comfort Colors® heavyweight garment-dyed T-shirt
• 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton
• Relaxed unisex fit
• 6.1 oz fabric with a soft, substantial feel
• Pre-shrunk during the garment-dyeing process
• Tubular construction with no side seams
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Sewn-in label
• Available in sizes S–4XL
• Made to order
FIT
This style has a relaxed, roomy unisex fit rather than a close or fitted cut. Choose your usual size for an easy, casual fit. Size down for a more fitted look or size up for an oversized fit. Please review the size chart before ordering, since preferred fit varies by person.
PRODUCTION & SHIPPING
Each shirt is made to order. Please allow approximately 3–5 business days for production before shipping. Transit time is additional and will vary by destination.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
• Tumble dry on low
• Do not iron directly over the printed design
• Do not dry clean
PLEASE NOTE
Garment-dyed shirts are intentionally made to have a soft, washed appearance. Minor variations in color are part of the process and help give each shirt its lived-in character. Screen colors can also vary slightly from the finished shirt.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean